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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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