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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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