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Pencil Shavings

How to whittle a pencil

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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