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Pencil Shavings

How to whittle a pencil

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

Pencil Shavings thanks to Mike King

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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