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Penguin Love

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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