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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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