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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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