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Perception

What's your perception of yourself?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is your apple half empty or half full?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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