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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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