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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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