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Pool Apartments

Deckside pool with out-standing view

Pool Apartments thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Your own private beach off the front room

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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