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Putting Your Foot Down

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Putting Your Foot Down thanks to Mike King

Is he getting to be a heel around the house?

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding


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