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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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