QuotaBillsInspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller