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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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