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Redneck Dishwasher

Why Bubba has a perfect record for cleaning dishes

Redneck Dishwasher thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Are the dishes done yet?

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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