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Redneck Fifth Wheel Drive

Noone tries to steal Bubba's spare tire

Redneck Fifth Wheel Drive thanks to Mike King

Bubba never has to check his spare tire air pressure

For short trips the vibration isn't too bad

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

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