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Redneck Potter's Wheel

How to use a pottery wheel when you don't have one

Redneck Potter's Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When time is of the essence for pottery clay

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The pot finds its own herbs (Olera olla legit). - Latin Proverb

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot. - Archie Bunker

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan


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