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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Let thy words be few. - Ecclesiastes 5:2

You cannot unsay a cruel word. - Unknown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle silence. - Benjamin Franklin

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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