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Reptile Ride

Because riding ponies is for pussies

Reptile Ride thanks to Keith Blake

Taming crocodiles in Georgia

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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