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Reptile Ride

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Reptile Ride thanks to Keith Blake

Taming crocodiles in Georgia

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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