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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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