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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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