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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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