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Breast feeding in public causes traffic jam

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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