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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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