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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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