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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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