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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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