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Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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