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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson


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