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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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