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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

Stress awareness level

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The whole conjugation was asleep. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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