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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo Proverb

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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