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Sea Horse

Preparing for the annual Redneck equestrian rodeo

Sea Horse thanks to Keith Blake

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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