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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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