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I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes


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