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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. - Matt LeBlanc

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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