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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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