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Ship Tow

Longshoremen in India know how to tow the line

Ship Tow thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The tough part comes when they unload the ship

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

No goal is unattainable with individual determination. - Unknown

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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