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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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