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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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