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How to lose your customers

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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