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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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