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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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