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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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