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Shuttle Bus Driver

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Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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