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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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