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Smile Lineup

Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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