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Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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