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Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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