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My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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