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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul. - Walt Whitman

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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