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Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Diderot

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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