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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul. - Eric Hoffer

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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