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Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Diderot

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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