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Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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