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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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