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Someone Stole A Cracker

Going crackers on the kitchen table

Someone Stole A Cracker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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