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Spare Change Language

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Spare Change Language thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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