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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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