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Spare Change Language

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Spare Change Language thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Capitalizing on verbal abuse

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. - WC Fields

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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