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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor E. Frankl

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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