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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Pity is just another form of abuse. - Michael J. Fox

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor E. Frankl

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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