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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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