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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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