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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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