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Spiral Playground thanks to Keith Blake

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg