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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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