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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe


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Human Explosion

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See You Later

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