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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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