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Storage Puzzle

Finding the best place to store your DVDs

Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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