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Strange Old Vehicles

Transportation before the time of Henry Ford

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Travel inspiration in the early 1900's

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old age ain't for sissies. - Bette Davis

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

We shall return to proven ways - not because they are old, but because they are true. - Barry Goldwater

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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