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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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