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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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