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Sunset Eclipse

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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