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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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