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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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