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Taxidermy Ride

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Taxidermy Ride thanks to Keith Blake

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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