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Tech Help For Grandma

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Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. - David Hockney

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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