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Tech Help For Grandma

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Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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