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Tech Help For Grandma

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Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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