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Tech Help For Grandma

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Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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