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Tech Help For Grandma

Computer support line for the elderly

Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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