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Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

Texas Diet thanks to Jim Farley

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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