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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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