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That Way

For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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