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That Way

For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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