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That Way

For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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