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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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