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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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