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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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