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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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