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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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