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The End Is Near

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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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