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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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