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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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