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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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