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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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