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Guidelines for door-challenged employees

This Is A Window thanks to Mike King

How to safely make it to your office

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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